Thursday, August 10, 2006
Hollywood Humph Concoction....
The Tiki Bar is open....
Boat Drinks are now being served....
My concoction always starts on top.... As I look at her, my eyes move slowly from top to bottom. A smile comes across my face. She is beautiful.... Her parts are soft and curvy. She is made up like a princess. It's as if she has been preparing for this very moment for what's about to take place. Her color brings a subtle peace to my soul. As I start making my way down, the grinding and shaving gets more intense as time goes on. She knows exactly the speed to go....The majority of us guys want to grind the hell out of her. Not today.... This girl knows what to do!! She knows when to speed it up and to slow it down. This is her day and she is going to make it the way she wants. She is a professional and I will not get in her way of doing what she wants with my concoction. The mixing starts to take place; a warm fuzzy feeling is upon you. You don't want it to end, however you want the happy ending.... The mixing gets louder and louder as it comes to an end. I gently touch her from top to bottom; ever so gently I put my lips next to her knowing the workout she has given. She has worked hard to please me... She will be well rewarded with my exclusive attention....
"She is my concoction that helps me hang on"
The touch.... the feel.... of my concoction is now available....
Please click on the link below and follow my concoction....
http://www.margaritavillecargo.com/
In the middle of the page click on Demo's and Details
In the middle of the page to the right, click on the video and turn your speakers on....
Last weekend we started at my place and fired up the concoction with some mudslides. Quite tasty.... We jumped in a cab and headed to the beach. We hung out until we got our fill. By the way, Sweet Melissa was bartending. As usual, she took good care of us and looked fabulous.
Off to Bu's we go. A bar and restaurant all packed into one; right on the beach. The air conditioning felt soooo good. One of my friends wanted to play pool. She said she was good and was ready to kick my ass. I am always up for a good challenge. You know I shot a lot of pool in my days when I was "In the Navy". She took me to the cleaners. There was this other lady whacked out of her mind. Good looking but "crazy". She was hitting on one of my lady friends. This could get interesting, but as the night went on this girl was completely out of her mind. Jumping on top of the pool table. Putting her melons on the side pocket hoping I would miss. I never miss when melons are involved. I shot and missed. Ok, those were fantastic melons. It happens! Holy cow, its 2AM. Called a cab, and the night ended.
Saturday morning went to the pool. The anticipation of going on the water taxi was building. I was ready to go at noon, but everyone wanted to hang out and catch some rays. So, I got my concoction out and delivered high quality Margaritas. We laughed and sipped on those things all afternoon. Water taxi here we come. Met at 3PM downstairs and took a cab. The cab is programmed into my phone. Beautiful!!!!
The taxi is on the inter-coastal and it goes up and down Fort Lauderdale. The boat is air conditioned and holds around 20 people. This taxi pulls right up to the bar. It's beautiful.... $10.00 will get you an all day pass. Not everyone was going to get on the taxi right away. So, off to the Elbo Room we go. Have I ever told you I love that bar? The water taxi is a short walk from the Elbo. We stayed there a few hours and kicked it up so we would be ready for our boat
ride. By the way, when you log onto the Elbo and watch the crowd, this is what I am looking into. By now the girls were getting a little frisky. I told one of them she needs to cool down; we have a long night ahead of us. She said she bar hops all the time. Ok, I told her she was dealing with a professional and we will see how the night goes.
Off to the taxi. Thank goodness we brought our cocktails with us. We must have waited a full 15 mins. That taxi came just in time. The taxi is air conditioned. Beautiful!!!! We were off to our first stop. Shooters! This is a bar with great food and a hot bod contest every Sunday afternoon. On a side note, thank goodness it ends in the afternoon. I need to be in my relaxing shorts by 7PM every Sunday night. No if's and or beautiful butts.
We pull up to the dock and within 15 feet we are in the bar. We get a large table because many people will be joining us for dinner. I enjoyed a nice steak with Brazilian beer. Tasted like a Corona with no lime. They just bring a six pack of bottles and put it on the table.
Felt like I was nearing the end of the third quarter at a football game with the "Fatman". Are you ready for some football?
The guy to right is a friend of mine. We are at the Elbow Room. His line"Lets go get some Nips".
By this time, the lady who said she bar hops all the time, is drooping further and further into her seat. I thought she was going to fall out. Its only 10PM. Shape up young lady! We enjoyed singing some songs, not a care in the world. "Its all good". Time to get back on the boat. There are 14 stops and we only made one. Plenty more days to get back on the boat. Speaking of boats? I will be on one soon. A big boat that makes lots of noises if I am lucky. We got off the boat at Beach Place. It is pouring down rain. We started to run, but it did no good. We are all drenched. The crowd yells out, "Were should we
go"? The Elbo is right around the corner I said. Imagine that!
My friend to the right.... At the Elbo Room. She is not the bar hoping lady.
We get into the Elbo dripping wet. Nothing we can do until this rain stops. By the way, this was rain from Tropical storm Chris. It only rained for a hour or two. The Elbo was kicking an we ordered up. The music was fantastic and I needed to burn off some energy. Can you imagine what I did? Dance!!!! I pulled my bar hoping girl out on the floor and we went to town. She said, "what is that", I said, "it's my camera and would you please stop looking down. Concentrate on the eyes". I was spinning and dipping her like we were on TV trying to win a contest. I think she was fairly exhausted after I got done with her. Its 1PM, time to go home. We call the cab from my phone. Got to love it! Five of us jumped in and back to Hollywood.
On a final note, I have been riding my bike to the beach 2-3 times during the week. Its about a 10 mile ride. So all of you "Spinning in Miami" girls might want to "chuck" the Miami gig and come to Hollywood for a ride of your life....
That is all....
Steven
Boat Drinks are now being served....
My concoction always starts on top.... As I look at her, my eyes move slowly from top to bottom. A smile comes across my face. She is beautiful.... Her parts are soft and curvy. She is made up like a princess. It's as if she has been preparing for this very moment for what's about to take place. Her color brings a subtle peace to my soul. As I start making my way down, the grinding and shaving gets more intense as time goes on. She knows exactly the speed to go....The majority of us guys want to grind the hell out of her. Not today.... This girl knows what to do!! She knows when to speed it up and to slow it down. This is her day and she is going to make it the way she wants. She is a professional and I will not get in her way of doing what she wants with my concoction. The mixing starts to take place; a warm fuzzy feeling is upon you. You don't want it to end, however you want the happy ending.... The mixing gets louder and louder as it comes to an end. I gently touch her from top to bottom; ever so gently I put my lips next to her knowing the workout she has given. She has worked hard to please me... She will be well rewarded with my exclusive attention....
"She is my concoction that helps me hang on"
The touch.... the feel.... of my concoction is now available....
Please click on the link below and follow my concoction....
http://www.margaritavillecargo.com/
In the middle of the page click on Demo's and Details
In the middle of the page to the right, click on the video and turn your speakers on....
Last weekend we started at my place and fired up the concoction with some mudslides. Quite tasty.... We jumped in a cab and headed to the beach. We hung out until we got our fill. By the way, Sweet Melissa was bartending. As usual, she took good care of us and looked fabulous.
Off to Bu's we go. A bar and restaurant all packed into one; right on the beach. The air conditioning felt soooo good. One of my friends wanted to play pool. She said she was good and was ready to kick my ass. I am always up for a good challenge. You know I shot a lot of pool in my days when I was "In the Navy". She took me to the cleaners. There was this other lady whacked out of her mind. Good looking but "crazy". She was hitting on one of my lady friends. This could get interesting, but as the night went on this girl was completely out of her mind. Jumping on top of the pool table. Putting her melons on the side pocket hoping I would miss. I never miss when melons are involved. I shot and missed. Ok, those were fantastic melons. It happens! Holy cow, its 2AM. Called a cab, and the night ended.
Saturday morning went to the pool. The anticipation of going on the water taxi was building. I was ready to go at noon, but everyone wanted to hang out and catch some rays. So, I got my concoction out and delivered high quality Margaritas. We laughed and sipped on those things all afternoon. Water taxi here we come. Met at 3PM downstairs and took a cab. The cab is programmed into my phone. Beautiful!!!!
The taxi is on the inter-coastal and it goes up and down Fort Lauderdale. The boat is air conditioned and holds around 20 people. This taxi pulls right up to the bar. It's beautiful.... $10.00 will get you an all day pass. Not everyone was going to get on the taxi right away. So, off to the Elbo Room we go. Have I ever told you I love that bar? The water taxi is a short walk from the Elbo. We stayed there a few hours and kicked it up so we would be ready for our boat
ride. By the way, when you log onto the Elbo and watch the crowd, this is what I am looking into. By now the girls were getting a little frisky. I told one of them she needs to cool down; we have a long night ahead of us. She said she bar hops all the time. Ok, I told her she was dealing with a professional and we will see how the night goes.Off to the taxi. Thank goodness we brought our cocktails with us. We must have waited a full 15 mins. That taxi came just in time. The taxi is air conditioned. Beautiful!!!! We were off to our first stop. Shooters! This is a bar with great food and a hot bod contest every Sunday afternoon. On a side note, thank goodness it ends in the afternoon. I need to be in my relaxing shorts by 7PM every Sunday night. No if's and or beautiful butts.
We pull up to the dock and within 15 feet we are in the bar. We get a large table because many people will be joining us for dinner. I enjoyed a nice steak with Brazilian beer. Tasted like a Corona with no lime. They just bring a six pack of bottles and put it on the table.
Felt like I was nearing the end of the third quarter at a football game with the "Fatman". Are you ready for some football?The guy to right is a friend of mine. We are at the Elbow Room. His line"Lets go get some Nips".
By this time, the lady who said she bar hops all the time, is drooping further and further into her seat. I thought she was going to fall out. Its only 10PM. Shape up young lady! We enjoyed singing some songs, not a care in the world. "Its all good". Time to get back on the boat. There are 14 stops and we only made one. Plenty more days to get back on the boat. Speaking of boats? I will be on one soon. A big boat that makes lots of noises if I am lucky. We got off the boat at Beach Place. It is pouring down rain. We started to run, but it did no good. We are all drenched. The crowd yells out, "Were should we
go"? The Elbo is right around the corner I said. Imagine that!My friend to the right.... At the Elbo Room. She is not the bar hoping lady.
We get into the Elbo dripping wet. Nothing we can do until this rain stops. By the way, this was rain from Tropical storm Chris. It only rained for a hour or two. The Elbo was kicking an we ordered up. The music was fantastic and I needed to burn off some energy. Can you imagine what I did? Dance!!!! I pulled my bar hoping girl out on the floor and we went to town. She said, "what is that", I said, "it's my camera and would you please stop looking down. Concentrate on the eyes". I was spinning and dipping her like we were on TV trying to win a contest. I think she was fairly exhausted after I got done with her. Its 1PM, time to go home. We call the cab from my phone. Got to love it! Five of us jumped in and back to Hollywood.
On a final note, I have been riding my bike to the beach 2-3 times during the week. Its about a 10 mile ride. So all of you "Spinning in Miami" girls might want to "chuck" the Miami gig and come to Hollywood for a ride of your life....
That is all....
Steven
